Do you think the diabetics would approve? The rainman of flossing...another good one. So glad I just think of these witticisms off the top of my head. I'm a GENIUS!
Reminds me directly of the hygienist I toyed with just yesterday, oh yes I did. Left her office with TWO STAINS on my teeth, I am coyer than Alice, believe me. She had her microscoptics on, feeling all doctorly...(insert Alice's fantasy of being raped by my hygienist here).
Kept asking me questions that she KNEW I couldn't answer, but then admitted,...yes ADMITTED...that she's totally a dominatrix.
That's why I left.
7 years ago